tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

by Funbutter April 17, 2014

hump day

wednesday

cause it's downhill after wednesday; it's the hump you have to get over.

by leonie May 14, 2003

stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.

You are one stump humping whore

by jonez77 February 19, 2003

hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).

Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.

by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014