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-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010
1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.
b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".
2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:
-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment
eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?
Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.
-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010
1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.
b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".
2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:
-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment
eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?
Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.
Joe: Why are you standing like that?
John: What do you mean?
Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.
John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.
John: What do you mean?
Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.
John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.
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Side effects: broken nose, blindness, and/or death
Side effects: broken nose, blindness, and/or death
In the Red Herring, Seth cummed in the girl's eyes while brian hit her with a rowing oar, resulting in an emergency room trip for the girl and tons of laughter for seth and brian.
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