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Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.
Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.
by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008
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Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.
Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.
by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016
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Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision
"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Hering

-Her-ing
-p.noun, singular,
Etymology: A--- Hering
Date:2010

1 a: Slur referring to a male who is lame gay.

b: Adaptation, to refer strictly to gay males, of "Tool".

2 a: One who qualties of a lame gay with include particularly, but not exclusively:

-hip peircing, will not stand without popping his hip, frequently exclaims his homosexuality without prompt to do so, places himself into stereotyped gay roles without any other reason because its what gays do, utilizes every opportunity for a perverse comment

eg. A-----: Didn't those hip peircings hurt?

Hering: No, shoving metal into my body felt great, Better Than Sex!... Well, not that great.
Joe: Why are you standing like that?

John: What do you mean?

Joe: You're standing with your butt out, and hip popped like a Hering Ass Bitch.

John: Hering my nuts, You're the Hering sucking cock in bathroom.
by TD Martin May 7, 2010
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red herring

you cum in a girls eyes then you hit her in the nose with a rowing oar. causing her nose to bleed everywhere and flop around like a fish.


Side effects: broken nose, blindness, and/or death
In the Red Herring, Seth cummed in the girl's eyes while brian hit her with a rowing oar, resulting in an emergency room trip for the girl and tons of laughter for seth and brian.
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Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.
I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.
by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011
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heating pads

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help
by stephen kurry January 6, 2018
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