Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.
Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?
Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand
One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate
by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013

by Hennest March 16, 2022

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".
X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!
by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)
by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
by DJR632 June 25, 2007
