A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.
2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.
3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."
4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: What...? Never mind.
Applies to 4th definition only:
Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?
Jason: Cuttin' hair.
Esther: Whose?
Jason: Brian.
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