Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.

She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!

by Mikey P June 15, 2016

Auburn hair

Part of the red head or ginger community, with darker locks. The fire in their soles burn far hotter than the rest of the red heads. The dmv dose not consider this to be it’s own hair color, it is either classified as red or brown. These people are fierce and hate being called a Weasley, as a member of that population we will kick you. We all look diffrent, but most of us are cursed with easily burnt skin, have freckles, and lighter eyes. We know we have a beautiful hair color, you do not need to point it out because we where most definitely bullied for it when we where younger.

One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.

Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.

Lily potter had auburn hair

by Fire valkyrie May 24, 2021

hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017

corona hair

When you need a haircut but can't get one because you're in lockdown due to coronavirus.

I got corona hair because my barber's closed to stop the spread of coronavirus!

by ProPrio April 15, 2020

Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani December 18, 2007

Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020