Jack-hag

A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.

Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.

by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013

hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019

wag-hag

someone who masturbates too much.

bob is such a wag-hag.

by anonie mus January 2, 2011

snag hag

When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.

Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.

Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.

by Little_M August 22, 2016

Jungle Hag

A girl who only dates black guys

Jeeze dude becky hasn't come out of her room for like three weeks I wonder what she's doing???? Aw jeeze I didn't need to know that did you see all the interracial porn on her computer....what fuckin jungle hag

by jesterinwhite December 7, 2011

Meat hag

A women that typically only dates muscles bound guys or meat heads.

Girl 1 says to Girl 2, Hey look at those guys out over there. Girl 2 says, Oh wow I like the one with big muscles. Girl 1 replies the one with no neck? Girl 2 Oh yeah, he's so big! Girl 1 replies your such a Meat hag.

by 5oh4 June 19, 2012

toast hag

A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.

That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.

by Sperlhaus June 29, 2021