Doing a Guiver

Based on the story of a young man of the same name who mistakingly cut off his own penis and his dog ate it.

I wish that guy who stole my girlfriend did a Guiver...

by Frosty October 25, 2004

Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies

A series of YouTube videos that gives a comprehensive guide to all you need to know on picking up classy ladies.

I was having trouble with my love live, until I saw Miah and the Jew's guide to the ladies. Now I get all the girls.

by koreabound April 7, 2011

guinea, goomba, wop, dago

Derragatory slang terms for Italians. Guninea: Stands for the Guinea African Coast, Implying Italians are not white (completely untrue!).
Goomba: Italian word for Godfather, Implying mafia connections.
Wop: Stands for Without Papers, as many Italian immigrants coming in from Italy to America did not have papers. Dago: Not sure.

"You think im some goombah housewife with big hair and big jewelery??"
"You dirty wop, go back to Naples"
"You stupid Guinea, go back to Africa"
"What up dago?"

by mikey ambrosio February 7, 2005

guinea-bissau

the country in africa where the slave trade originated from over 500 years ago. the portuguese colonized this place until a bloody civil war in the 1950s. the nation then saw several coups, autocratic governments, and a long civil war in the 1990s. ginnea-bissau is most famous for ruler kumba yala's attempts to move the capital. in a deplorably poor country, yala spent a fortune attempting to build the small rural village where he was born into a grand capital.

guinea-bissau had a long civil war.

by Ben E. Hama February 6, 2007

guiney tom

a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

by farfanoogan December 6, 2007

GUIne

Someone who codes graphical user interfaces (GUI).

-Who is the person doing the new interfaces?
-Michou is the GUIne.

by NoWoL May 16, 2010

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*

1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.

by A Hooloovoo September 8, 2008