FutureDorothy

A Ukrainian Trolling Machine Paid For By iTristan To Troll BachiBachBach.

I, FutureDorothy... Am A New Generation Madonna, I Wanna Get Fucked By 10 clowns In Front Of World Leaders As A Sign Of The Second Coming Of Christ!

by FutureDorothy May 22, 2023

considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.

Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.

by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014

Ex Future Bae

Someone who you may have been on the path of becoming bae, but for some reason didn't make it.

I miss how ex future bae used to do that thing with her tongue in bed. Too bad she started talking about marriage.

by Samurai Kitten May 27, 2016

picture fixture

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

The Future

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.

The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020

getting Future’d

When you someone reaches out to you to test the waters to see if you miss them that acknowledges you don’t wanna hear from them but they “couldn’t resist” reaching out anyway.

Named after that meme format of Future texting

Your ex: Hey ik I’m probably the last person you want to hear from rn and we haven’t talked in a minute but I just wanted to wish you a happy labor day ❤️
Your best friend, to you: Bro you’re getting Future’d

by swearwolves October 16, 2022

back to the future part 2

A worthy successor of Back to the future which is one of the best films ever. somehow it spawned the horror that was Back to the future part 3

Dave: Did you see Back to the future part 2?

Earl: You bet I did! Best future ever! Part 3 sucks ass, though

by xXx_MLGPRO_xXx December 23, 2015