paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018

LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

AIR DA FUNCTION

Trap Slang:

Someone who pulled up to da spot wit the intention of trying to Ear Hustle information & use it to their benefit later.

“Who gone say what? Who gone do what? Fuck is you Ear Hustlin? ??
Pulled up and air da function. He disappeared somewhere”

by on November 30, 2021

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

fence plowing

A new craze popular on YouTube showing obviously drunk teenagers running full on through a fence. Has been deemed illegal as vandalism. Invented by a young man you freely admits he was "about 3 beers deep" when he encouraged his friend to attempt to run through a piece of fence at his cousins house after Hurricane Katrina.

Several teenagers on Long Island have been arrested for Fence Plowing at night

by Pablo's discharge February 11, 2007

funching

Having sex during your lunch break from work.

Emma and Kyle are funching today.

by MegDizzle77 July 14, 2011