F.T.F.O.I.

"for the fuck of it"

Guy 1: Why did you sleep with that chick?

Guy2 : She was hot so i was like F.T.F.O.I.

by bnasty24 March 6, 2010

F.T.

F.T. is a ncik name for a boy who goes tanning and thinks hes cool but eveyrone thinks hes gay behind his back and he tans with antoher boy

F.T.= fabutan

hey scott guess what, i saw gay pat and gay andrew going into fabutan they are both big F.T.'s

by mullins April 17, 2006

F.T.B

For the Bacon/Bread

Person 1: Yo I went F.T.B all weekend bruh
Person 2:Real Ish

by Tommysun21 April 19, 2011

T.F.T.H.U.

Thanks For The Hit Up

dude #1 - "fun day today with the homies"

dude #2 (didnt know about it) - "T.F.T.H.U.! -__-"

by J.R_A. August 17, 2010

C.R.A.F.T.

Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006

C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

S.A.F.T.

Singular Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversation with only one attractive female at a time.

I'm S.A.F.T.-ing with Nicole right now.

See M.A.F.T.

by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011