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Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014
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DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!
by sewfertanick November 30, 2009
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Friday the 13th

A very unlucky day, especially when it's march and the year is 2020.
My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha

A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends

COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021
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Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
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Navy Friday

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.
by Murry D September 25, 2010
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Blazer Friday

A radical movement being undertaken to wear blazers on Fridays. Friday is the last working day of the week for jobs and schools, and blazers are worn to end off the week professionally.
"Hey, that's a nice blazer you're wearing for blazer Friday!"
"Don't forget that tomorrow is blazer Friday"
"I love dressing nice on blazer Friday"
by Blazer Messiah February 22, 2012
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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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