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Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014
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DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!
by sewfertanick November 30, 2009
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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
What day is it?
Diet Friday
by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009
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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.
(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.
by jayB109 August 20, 2010
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Navy Friday

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.
by Murry D September 25, 2010
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Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.
Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
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