cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

Cat

the best thing ever the meaning of life and a lucky sign

Cats rule!

by kennyemerald March 17, 2017

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021

Cat

The cutest things alive. They are mostly known by their videos on YouTube and their toebeans

OMG your cat is so cute

by Mæææh November 29, 2018

Cat

An animal that can be kept as a pet; comes from kitten and evolves into a lion, tiger, jaguar, etc.

That cute cat!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020

Cat

A cat is a other word for a nitty and is dirty and will rob you blind just to get there drugs

Yo look at them cats on the block

by Johjfjf August 8, 2017