Flooded

when there's so many possible answers you do not know where to begin.

I don't know man I'm flooded!

by Rooster j July 22, 2018

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come

Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before

by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022

Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say

Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy

by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025

Preach floods to Noah

Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"

Turns out we agree on this, so I won't try to preach floods to Noah.

by Kickasso April 14, 2021

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022