Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

flame bait

Flame baiting is setting up a situation for you to get flamed usually on a forum. You don't actually flame, but make it hard to respond without flaming. Its setting people up on the internet so they look like the bad guy. Generally Looked down upon

Ya know, an example of this is hard...

Person on forums: Blah blah blah
Other Guy: I smell... FLAME BAIT@@

by Hipponater August 19, 2006

flaming lips

only the best band ever. They seem to get better with age. I strongly suggest you listen to "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots". It kicks ass.

Before those corporation bastards shut it down, The Flaming Lips were going to play at Lollapalooza.

by Anna Case June 25, 2004

flaming thumbtacks

The Tennessee Titan's helmet logo.

The flaming thumbtacks were stepped on by the Steelers on Sunday.

by William Howard Lee October 25, 2006

The Flaming Munz

The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by any combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex or ultimate frisbee.

Webby had to give the cock tonight instead of receive as he normally does...... Seems that intense match of ultimate frisbee combined with the saltwater flushing from that rad boogie boarding session this afternoon irritated his bunghole and caused the Flaming Munz.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

Flaming Dillhole

A condition attributed to massive amounts of sugar intake. The dillhole or hole of penis starts to burn during urination or masturbation. to relieve this common ailment, squeez the shaft and or tip of penis and force out urine. it should subside rather quickly. you could also dip your dill in hot water. caution it may be a little painful

Dude i had like 20 sodas last night, i had the worst flaming dillhole of my life!

by Suckmawilley September 13, 2007