festa

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.

man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.

by lemurpie August 7, 2008

Finsta

A spam Instagram account where people post what they are too afraid to post on their real account. They only want their closest friends seeing instead of their regular instagram followers to see.

“I posted a pic of Kenzie smoking on my finsta”

by Mackssiiw April 10, 2019

festa

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006

Firestar

Firestar is an absolutely special character and easily avoids everything in the books.
As a warrior cat character, it is expected he should've died just like Minecraft's fanbase.

1: Man, Firestar is so cool!
2: da fuk dude stay away from me wtf

by NightwhisperOwO June 21, 2018

finsta

1. about to 2.ready to 3. desiring to

"Yo, I'm finsta go to Target and get some nachos."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

fiesterino

a guy who likes to party

hey man, you´re a real fiesterino

by CaroL August 2, 2003

Fistatron

Barbed Arch nemisis of Porn Bear. Mechanical being used to initiate new members into the cult of the "porn bear". Leaves you with a red box. See www.pornbear.co.uk

"I'd like to jpin the porn bear cult"
"Okay I'll get the Fistatron out"
"Nice one Springbean"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003