Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same

"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."

by Sizzilian December 11, 2011

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

faux-litical

adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.

The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!

by th3giv3r June 4, 2016

faux-pood

1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)

Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.

by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008

Faux-booker

Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.

Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.

Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?

Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.

Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.

by RoRo in SoFla June 25, 2012

faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 15, 2008