faux-nel

A knock-off version of Chanel.

Did you see those hideous faux-nel ballet flats? If you can't afford the double C's, don't fake it.

by harvypluto April 3, 2008

Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 7, 2010

Faux thug

A guy who has never left his parents million dollar suburban how yet thinks and talks like he's hood because he listens to rap and smokes weed.

I saw this faux thug from Scarsdale at the mall giving a pound sayin "what's hood son". Knowing he's driving mommy?s Benz outside.

by Smokedawg2977 February 16, 2010

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.

"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."

by Bouzsi December 15, 2018