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one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
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Stag-fatigue

A medical, physiological and often financial condition sometimes experienced by males from their late-twenties to their mid-thirties (or any period in their lives in which large numbers their peers are reaching the ultimate and inescapable conclusion of the courting process). The number of stag-dos (or ‘bachelor-parties’ for users of the Atlantic dialect of the language commonly known as ‘Simple English’) experienced in a short periods of time can cause a form of fatigue well recognised within the LAD community.
'Deano, as a mate, yeah, can you honestly tell me how knackered and skint are you? We’ve had Gav’s stag in Marbs in May, yeah, Ste’s in Tenerz in June, and now we’ve got Wozza’s coming up in Blackpool in July. I’m not kicking off or owt coz I’m well made up to be out with the lads but I’ve properly got stag-fatigue. To be fair, Vegas for Dan’s in August is gonna be sick even though Tony won’t be able to make it after the ban he got after the incident on the flight to Kavos for Dan’s. Shall we have another sambuca?'
by Pengers July 23, 2018
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meat fatigue

Meat Fatigue - when you have consumed large amounts of red meat in a short amount of time, and you feel sleepy, slow, and thick.
Yo bro… after that cookout I woke up with major Meat Fatigue.”
by XxK1ngCxX February 18, 2023
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Joke fatigue

When an initially hilarious joke is overused to the point where no one laughs at it anymore and instead gives an eye roll. Facts.
Karen: Why is six afraid of seven?
Crowd: *Eye roll* We’ve heard that joke 72 times in the past hour. Stop killing us with your joke fatigue.
by GucciBooti November 28, 2020
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pool fatigue

When you’ve been at the pool all day and you’re extremely tired
Sorry man I can’t get on tonight I have pool fatigue
by Crazybigguy25 May 14, 2022
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Sand-Black fatigue

exhaustion due to visual obstruction from light absorption by black clothing, as commonly worn by Middle Eastern women.
Mahmoud: Bro, watch where you're going! You just walked right into my wife!
Thomas: Sorry Susan, I couldn't see any light reflecting off your burqa. My eyes have serious Sand-black fatigue.
by johnlee^ May 23, 2025
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Serving-Fatigue

Where you've been serving on a team at church for a long period and you're burnt out and no longer giving it your all. Or you're feeling like you only serve in a church without being discipled, built up or invested in.
I really want to stay on the kids-team at church but I've got a serious case of serving-fatigue
by BigDez February 27, 2024
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