victim envy

When one professional victim sees another getting attention in the media, and starts posting messages to try and draw attention back to themselves.
Suey Clark started tweeting her victim envy as soon as she saw Anna Sokozian talking about internet harassment on the Colbert Report.
by qzz November 01, 2014
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black envy

A psychological condition that results in a Caucasian person acting, speaking, or otherwise attempting to seem African American under what would be described as "ghetto" or "inner city" or "urban".
Symptoms: using words like "dawg", "n*gger", "word", "peace out"; wearing their pants far too low for their waist/showing their boxers or underwear; wearing du rags; relating events that happen to them on whether or not that would happen to a black person...

Note: Not all Caucasian people acting in this manner are suffering from black envy. Those who are suffering from it come from predominantly white, middle- to upper-class suburban neighborhoods.
The "opposite" of black envy is white envy where an African American who grew up in a "ghetto" or "inner city" lifestyle denies where they come from and attempts to pass themselves off as the stereotypical white suburbanite.
Person 1: Eminem is suffering from black envy
Person 2: No, dude, he grew up that way. He's just doing him.

Person 1: Carlton (from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) is suffering from the opposite of black envy: white envy.
Person 2: No! Carlton grew up in a stereotypical predominantly white neighborhood. He's not suffering from white envy at all!

Person 1: Dawg, I got pulled over... and I'm not even black!
Person 2: You're suffering from black envy.
by chikachikabawow January 20, 2012
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Jock Envy

An irrational hatred of attractive & athletic men; typically displayed by nerds, fat men & other types of losers. Jealousy is the prime motivator.

Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).

A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).

Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).

The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.
Dave: "Why is that geek giving me such a dirty look?"

Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"
by Ms. Muff July 12, 2008
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Gender Envy

When you want to have what Do Hanse and Lee Taemin have but it's just out of grasp
Person 1: Damn have you seen Hanse and Taemin?
Person 2: I have and they give me so much gender envy
by Plutos_Sky April 20, 2021
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Blonde Envy

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that
I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.
by kittylucious October 04, 2010
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tomato-envy

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
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Envy Enderman

Envy Enderman is a online twitch streamer who plays Minecraft and Genshin impact, They are changing their username to Cup0fSoap
Person 1:Have you heard of Envy enderman? They’re a really cool twitch streamer!
Person 2:I’ll go look them up!
Person 1:You should probably type Cup0fSoap because they changed their username
by L3m0nB0y August 22, 2022
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