Driving Adventure

No words can adequately describe this amazing transition into the world of the unknown. Basically, it goes back in time to when one could drive places just for fun and not worry. It's to drive to various unknown locations and possibly get lost for fun.

Dude: "I live in the suburbs and I'm so bored, what should I do?"
Other Dude: "Dude, let's go on a driving adventure, I saw this road I've never driven on and we might get lost."
Dude: "That's freaking legit, I'm down."

by Sake酒 March 13, 2009

Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).

"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"

by johndoeaa July 21, 2009

Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018

Diving Catch

This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.

Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

body drying

a way to dry clothes, by wearing them

you're clothes are still wet...
I know, I'm body drying them

by jaffaw October 26, 2009

Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.

Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.

by spoonjar August 22, 2017

Pull a Dring

To let fly a barrage of buzzwords and corporate jargon that neither explain or update one's status on the completion of an assigned action item. Generally used to exhaust the audience into complacency or an unfounded perception that the item is complete.

I totally forgot that i was assigned that action. I was forced to "pull a dring", but they totally bought it. Eyes were glazed over.

by badassmutha4000 February 23, 2014