Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.

I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob

by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

angry drunken skunk

It's when your licking a girl out and when you hold on to her hands and bite her clit, she will then start to grown and look like a dragon on skunk.

Yesterday I did the angry drunken skunk now I'm scared to watch Netflix with any girl.

by Great-warriorcj April 8, 2016

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020