chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010

ta-kwee-dough beer farts

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

blue moo cookie dough

A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.

I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!

by DriftKingNKY June 2, 2014

Don't get your sugar where you get your dough

I don't date coworkers.

That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.

Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.

by Florida Honey January 22, 2017

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Nasty Dough

The white discharge released when you’re enjoying some solo pleasure or having sex with a partner .

Wow you were so wet , every time I put it in you got some nasty dough.

by elzanzon March 9, 2023

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025