Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

Dirty Doherty

The combination of a blumpkin and a dutch oven. The act of performing fellatio on a person who is defecating on a latrine while being covered with a blanket to trap all the gases.

Steve got a Dirty Doherty from Susan last night. Man, she was plastered!!

by Joeandjoymakejoey July 17, 2009

Dobermans Bitch

Dobermans Bitch is strong sounding name and a force not to be reckoned with, if you are on his bad side.

A man who knows his place in this world.

A man who is going somewhere in life.

"Hey, there goes Dobermans Bitch". "Yeah, don't fuck with him, he's a bad motherfucker".

by jp75034 January 9, 2009

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

Desert Shadows Middle School

At desert shadows all that matters is vans and Dutch bros, it is filled with dozens and dozens of vapes, and underage girls who think they're cool cause they drink. Most of the boys are fuck boys and don't know how to control themselves.

Don't even get me started on Desert Shadows Middle School

by kijjajdndkajndnsdrrfgfaacdewqg August 26, 2017

desert mermaid

Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!

Desert Mermaid is amazing! Her videos inspire me to keep chasing my dreams!

by Frank Noe Phillips September 18, 2017

desert emo

People who cover themselves from head to toe but live in the desert.

The hoodie worked so well that no one knew who the man was until they heard: "Allahu Akbar!", followed by an explosion, and discovered that the man was a desert emo made a suicide bombing.

by Monish Alibaba March 3, 2019