penitentiary darts

many prison inmates whacking off on a cracker, the last one to perform this action eats the cracker

Timothy McVeigh now gets to enjoy the pleasure and nutritional factors of playing penitentiary darts.

by harry January 21, 2003

Penis darts

the aftermath of smooking weed the next day

Boy A: It feels like a cylinder of pain! not just a pain on the surface but right through ! like...
Girl B: penis darts?!

by Tuna Tessticles January 9, 2010

playing darts

Code for hanging out with a friend and letting him shoot cum on your face. I.e " I am going to play darts with David".

Meaning...(on phone to boyfriend)" Hey babe, I'm going to the bar..I will be playing darts with David and his friends.... I should' be home to late..love you".

I.e David will be shooting darts all over her face. So "playing darts" is code for giving head to "just a friend"

by DrLoveMD August 2, 2014

Dirtstar

Rectal cavity

Damn that Rory has one nasty dirtstar!

by Soupee August 20, 2003

Doris

Word used to describe a female with faffing tendancies.

Popular in the West Country as the reference to female friend, girlfriend or wife who has mastered the art of faffing around...

Ted: ''Alright Bob, How's you? Nice day for it...''

Bob: ''Very well thanks Ted''

Ted: ''Where's the lady friend?''

Bob: ''Oh, she's in doors faffing about and being a right Doris''

OR

''Come on Doris leave that, we're going to be late!''

OR

''Calm down Doris, you look beautiful''

by JungleNinja April 28, 2010

dontstayin

Clubbing and social networking website frequented by a mixture of mainly nice people, but also complete rembrants.

Users are encouraged to 'spot' others at events which then are posted on the website. Unfortunately the website falls short of publicising easy going house and techno music and is more concentrated on Drum and Bass, Hard-house, Hard-Trance and Hardcore. Thus some of the users are a little 'challenged' when it comes to intelligence.

We were out bopping to some hard trance, when this steroid user came up to me and took a photo. He said congratulations, your on dontstayin.

by Reginald Clowns Pocket. April 9, 2010

DorisHD

A youtuber with 500 subs at the time of me writing this and could be a big youtuber in some years

SUB TO DORISHD

by Block reader January 13, 2021