Airport Dave

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

Damned Dirty Dave

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.

Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

by everydaywoman May 27, 2019

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house

by YA YA YA POTATo March 25, 2021

craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

by bakaburger April 28, 2021

Davenport Doughnut

the act of throwing a drumstick through a window and having it land perfectly into your partner's butthole, preferably while swimming.

"We wanted to try an alabama hot pocket but instead we opted for a tasty davenport doughnut."

by Morning Adams February 19, 2010

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004