Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Ice drinking

A term invented by a dude in Lakeville Minnesota for an alternative to the term "ice fishing". Ice fishing is a popular winter past time in the northern states, and as most the time ice fishing amounts to just drinking beer in a fish-house or on the ice, the term ice drinking was a logical alternative as it more accurately described the activity. A dude from Lakeville Minnesota by the name of Lane copyrighted the term "ice drinking" as he was selling "Ice Drinking" T-shirts at ice fishing contests.

I was out ice drinking with the boys and got a DWI.

Damn dude, do I have ever have a nasty hangover. I was ice drinking last night, and now I feel like dog shit!

Screw snowmobiling, let's just go ice drinking!

Me and Jane went ice drinking, and she caught two walleyes and I got laid.

by Salty 40 February 3, 2013

Walrus Drinking

The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.

"Damnnn how you get abs like that" "Im a Walrus Drinking champion my friend"

by Walri March 4, 2015

Motor Dicking

When you give a blowjob as if you were motor boating

That dude was Motor Dicking me the other night.

by JuLing May 15, 2015

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

Warm Dicking

To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.

Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.

I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017