dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

Dry Dilly

A Sprite with no Ice

Yesterday I went to the bar and ordered myself a dry dilly

by MichaelChief June 9, 2022

Dun Dilly

To be finished with what ever it is you're doing.

"yo, man. The shit was difficult. I'm just glad I'm dun dilly."

by baby-d August 26, 2006

small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.

“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly

by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018

Dilly Daffled

The term dilly daffled is to be used when your in a moment of complete confusion and utter shock.

John was dilly daffled when he saw the bitches at the bar start lezzing out

lora was dilly daffled when she saw her bestfriend violently fucking her man

by ModernDayDavinci January 5, 2024

Dilly Whopper

How your one friend described his mom's 14 inch veiny white dildo.

One time I had found my mom's dildo in her drawer, and it was a damn 14 inch Dilly Whopper!!

by Bananahandsohio July 17, 2022

dilly sweets

female genitalia - a.k.a. "vagina"

With all of this social distancing, I'm having a heck of a time finding myself some good dilly sweets.

by duckly54 May 14, 2020