deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

Deucephoria

A combination of deuce and euphoria. It is the feeling you get after finishing a large and extremely satisfying deuce.

As John returns from the bathroom, he says to a coworker. "Man. Talk about deucephoria! After dropping that crazy warlock, all I could do for a moment was enjoy it"

Or

"Man does that feel better! I almost passed out from the deucephoria"

by rfischer October 19, 2008

deuces my deuces

An expression to say goodbye or hello. It is like saying "later/peace out" or "hey you guys."

Omg this party is so lame I'm out of here, deuces my deuces *throws up deuces*

Deuces my deuces, what's happening?? *throws up deuces*

by chrazyaf May 18, 2016

Deuger

A fat lip of chewing tobacco. Can be used for the product of dip itself, or for a dip in the process of being chewed.

Hey pal, got any deugers on ya?
Or:
Wow thats quite the deuger you have in there

by HardoMcgee August 8, 2018

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Deucetron

A shit the size of a jumbotron television screen that when flushed will most likely based on physics cause an overflow of water and contents onto the floor.

Better call the plumber, the deucetron i took this morning clogged up the toilet again.

by redux saints January 12, 2022

decers

short name/nickname used for declan

“decers where are you”

by fabian picardo February 25, 2023