Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus

Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?

by Wannabe BC February 26, 2016

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

A female or in some cases a male who has sex with tons of guys.

Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!

Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.

by Cake Salad August 3, 2016

mid streamer who never finishes a sentence
also a furry and emo

damn that swaggy cucumber really looks like a furry with those cat ears on

by hugeballZ March 25, 2022

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 30, 2019

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021