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avocado creampie

stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts
by ooobbie October 5, 2019
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Dorsey Creampie

When a man fills his anus with beard butter, then expresses it on another man’s face while eating a hot sandwich.
I went to the city for a conference and all I got was a Dorsey Creampie.
by Jack Dorsey 2 March 12, 2022
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Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024
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Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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Strawberry Creampie

When an individual is penetrated barebacked and gets an anal fissure. When the top ejaculates it thus creates a “strawberry cream pie” with the mixture of semen and blood.
Brandon accidentally gave Kyle a strawberry creampie when they hooked up. When he pulled out, he saw pinkish white froth.
by TeddyBear_ABQ September 28, 2025
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Creampie waitress

A female who takes cum all day during her shift to come and watch daddy get on his knee and be a good boy and tongue fuck his wife's tight cum filled pussy while watching it drip on his face.

"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...
Creampie waitress works all day to bring home dinner daily piping hot... Daddy ordered his wife to come home cum filled, so like a good wifey she got filled up so daddy could be satisfied 💞
by James'SexyCougarSheri June 19, 2022
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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