Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

by BananaGeorge March 5, 2010

Crab Champions

A game made by the creator of crab rave; Noisestorm.

It's a rogue-like survival game where you survive waves of enemies.
There are also Duels and Racing modes

When is Crab Champions released?

by RavagerRaven November 23, 2021

Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 12, 2019

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018