mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

Maximal Crabness

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.

Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.

She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!

by AC MCMR September 12, 2017

Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

crab mcgrawl

A mix between a crab Rangoon and Tim McGrawl

After years of experience Austin was Finally able to achieve crab mcgrawl

by Slaalb May 10, 2016