Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

court-sport

a large breasted mamal. extremely goofy. an idiot. fun. slightly retarded (more than slightyly) a great friend

man-court sport wat the hell are you doing?

cp- being a goofy, idiot, fun, retarded friend what the hell do you think?

man- shut the flip up *turkey slaps court-sport*

nun-amen

by Hannah.Bdog April 8, 2007

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

peace court

Basically Someone who goes to different countries to help people in need.Yeet

Jummy: what are you gonna do when school is over?
Jagan: I am gonna join the Peace Court.
Jummy: Yeet

Jagan:Noice

by Jagan Junmy November 28, 2018

Candy Courting

When candy is used to get closer to a girl for a sexual encounter or possible relationship; The act of offering candy opens the door for further conversation with the person you are interested in.

That Ray is coming to the office every day and offering candy to Wendy. It's quite obvious that he is infatuated with her as he keeps "candy courting" her with that sweetmeat.

by Lime5 March 5, 2014

Supreme Court

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.

Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!

by Old Runner November 17, 2023