Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021

corkscrew

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.

(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.

by Phishn February 6, 2005

fishy cocksicle

a cock which has just came out of a girls vagina

guy"dudette my cock smells like a fish"
gal"well think ur self lucky, it looks more like a tad-pole!" cof cof michael R. cof cof

by cockyballstrap February 5, 2005

Corkscrew Wally

A sexual position in which a man takes his nose into a woman's anus and spins it in a clockwise direction

Last night I gave jennete a corkscrew Wally

by The corkscrewer December 26, 2013

Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

Cockslammer

One who slams people or objects with cocks. May also slam other cocks with or without his own. The mark of being amazing. Powerful.

Sean: Man, you are such a cockslammer?
Kris: I don't know bro, I am just that awesome.

by Shonny Illuminati March 12, 2009

compton corkscrew

while having sex with a female in the doggy-style position, the act of slowly lubricating the asshole with either saliva or a sexual lubricant such as K-Y Jelly, then very aggressively inserting a wine or champagne cork into the asshole without her suspecting or welcoming it

you: yeah, baby, you like how i massage your ass? feels good,
huh?

(BAM!)

her: what the fuck was that? why did you do that?

you: i did it cuz i'm gangsta like that, biatch! you just got the compton corkscrew!

by archie_v October 1, 2007