conspiracy spherist

Anyone who still think we live on a ball despist the fact that J R Tolan has taken pictures of mountains over 500 miles away ImpossiBALL

Neil Tyson DeGrasse says that the Earth is pear-shaped he is a conspiracy Spherist

by Nice111 June 29, 2019

Conspiire

A proper call of duty bot that changes there name to look good smh.

Oh my word look ! There’s a proper Conspiire sitting in the corner.

by ComminCentral May 5, 2020

Conspidiot

Relating to QAnon and fraudulent election claims, someone who believes that every fact printed in main stream media is false simply because it is printed in main stream media and who also believes in every conspiracy theory related to Donald Trump.

Can you believe those conspidiots that believe the Four Seasons Total Landscaping was chosen for the press conference because it was located across the street from a crematorium that had a list of some of the people who died in Philadelphia who are alleged to have voted.

Can you believe those conspidiots that believe that HRC and Ellen and Oprah and George Soros and Eric Schmidt head a child-trafficking cabal that drinks the blood of children while removing their faces and wearing them as masks.

by 72Handle November 12, 2020

conspiracyhypotheticus

In short: someone who keeps open the possibility that there is a conspiracy. However there is more to it: a professional conspiracyhypotheticus takes both the risks and the severeness of the consequences into account. This results in a simple analytic outcome in the form of four quadrants.

The most critical quadrant of these is the one that multiplies the risk of the hypothesis that there would be indeed a conspiracy going on times the true impact of the respective consequences for those people who will have to live with those consequences. This is especially the case if the consequences are not reversible and/or not viable for neutralization of their effects.

In case vaccines for viral & malicious biological agents that cause potentially more damage to the patients there is absolutely no moral ground for government agencies to make such vaccines mandatory including indirect mandates such as exclusion for the public transport system for the non-vaccinated ones. This abstract reasoning makes the importance of taking into account very unlikely arguments within a critical & professional discussion very well defined. Therefore any conspiracyhypotheticus of the reasonable and serieus type deserves not only respect, but als an appropriate amount of courtosy because the social & reputational risk of being ridiculed must be compensated.

by EndgamePuncher January 2, 2021

conspiralogue

A dialogue in which the perspective of conspirational phenomena are not dismissed as too improbable to legitimize the spending of focus and attention on it. These phenomena include not only the potential plot itself, but also the factual signs that either indicate in favor of the perspective to be at hand or actually advocate against it's probability and/or it's associated severity of the negative consequences might the plot be succesful.

Any kind of online conspiralogue on the topic of a certain vaccine these days must effectively deal with the issue of censorship policies of the platforms where the conspiralogue could be hosted in a stable manner.

by EndgamePuncher January 2, 2021

Conspiracism

An obsessive ideology in which everything is a part of a conspiracy, or multiple conspiracies.

The Republican Party is infested with conspiracism.

by RookBooks January 30, 2021

Conspiracy Theory

Something made up by morons because they either lack understanding in political and scientific consensus, ergo disbelieving it to cover up the fact they aren't educated on those topics. In short, a conspiracy theory is made to make stupid people feel more intelligent and scholarly, albeit the only sources they have gathered information from are either from YouTube, Facebook, or some satire hoax video or an article from a conspiracy website rather than an official source or fact checking their sources before blindly believing it. They won't research on both sides of the narrative because they are biased towards their narrative and prefer to cherry pick their evidence, e.g they won't check for logical fallacies or contradictions, won't check if the source has a history of spreading misinformation, they won't bother checking the date of when the source was published, on this account they begin to spout shit that had already been disproved by professionals or those in power. For those who are unable to differentiate between critical thinking and conspiracy theorism, conspiracy theorists tend to blindly follow a source, ironically they call their more intellectually superior counterparts sheeple for blindly following the mainstream news, but they nevertheless follow an alternative source by some random guy on social media or a conspiracy or pseudoscience article.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of "pLaNdEmIc?"

Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁

Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑

So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.

by UltimateDoge March 28, 2021