Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 16, 2010

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is my computer on

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

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intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.

guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers

by ph1rmw4r3 September 11, 2012

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computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor February 26, 2014

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computer apps

The easiest class in WHS.
When the teacher is on the other side of the room everyone plays GaYmes, yes that is games with a y. Other activites during computer apps class include but are not limited to: Checking email, instant messaging, and paint.

Note: Only complete retards get caught playing gaYmes in computer apps.

mikegldi2: Hello number 5 have you seen number 2 lately?
mikegldi5: Go the fuck away!

Instant messaging during computer apps is fun.

by Mister D October 14, 2004

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