top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.

"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."

by thefoldrock June 1, 2011

Keyboard Commander

Person behind the keyboard.

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

11th commandment

An additional commandment added by God which states:

Thou shall not spoon another man's meat.

You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment

by balls? January 5, 2009

commander cool

1)the coolest person in the world!!!

2)a commander that is cool.

3)the best person in the world!

"Brittney was concidered the greatest commander cool in the world."

by bubie April 21, 2006

commandeer

to be designed and developed

This website was commandeered by Clip Creative.

by mcclippyclippyclipclip September 3, 2010

Commancheer

The act of commandeering another team's cheer. This is done change the cheer so that it is in favor of the opposite team than what the cheer was originally intended to support. Often this occurs by yelling one or two words or letters over the opposing crowd. This could also happen by one crowd stealing a rhythm from the other crowd and saying something slightly different.

D! (C!!!!) C! S! D! (C!!!!) C! S!

One Crowd - Raider!! Power!!!
Opposing Crowd - GOPHER!! POWER!!!!

Did you hear me? I totally commancheered that one. I'm louder than the entire other section!

by QuesoCaliente January 13, 2008

Commander Cody

1.) A derogatory word used to degrade others and make them feel like less or boring.

2.) Stale bread

“Hey man. You’re acting like such a commander Cody right now.”

by Codyisbread June 4, 2021