Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

by Fascinated Spirit May 09, 2013

Vape cloud

Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.

"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."

by Tropika January 19, 2016

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty October 11, 2015

cloud niner

A person who is high on drugs 24/7.

I'm a legit cloud niner.

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

william cloud

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com

I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com

by Longrod Van Hugedong March 17, 2014

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020

Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014