A reference to a book of unnecessarily large proportions; resembling a cinder block in both size and weight.
Person 1: Wow, I'm reading such a great book. It's only 872 pages!
Person 2: Looks more like a cinder block to me.
Person 2: Looks more like a cinder block to me.
by purple-penguin November 20, 2014
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She is a good kisser. Has long hair that she is proud of. Likes to cuddle and watch vampire diaries. Overall a very cute and interesting person. I love Candler
She is a good kisser. Has long hair that she is proud of. Likes to cuddle and watch vampire diaries. Overall a very cute and interesting person. I love Candler
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a place you visit if you fancy drugs and inbreds and possibly getting stabbed
there is also a shit college in the industrial estate that i dont recommend
there is also a shit college in the industrial estate that i dont recommend
"let's go to cinderford college!"
"no dont, Cinderford is a fucking shithole! only inbreds go there"
"no dont, Cinderford is a fucking shithole! only inbreds go there"
by UKisfuckingamazing March 5, 2020
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This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
This tactic is sometimes used as a prank on a girlfriend. The "hairy candle" is put in the place of the girl friends dildo. Then when the girlfriend goes to use their dildo, they feel a cold, sticky, and worst of all hairy cum stick in their pussy.
My Girl friend wouldn't shut up so I made a Hairy candle and took her Dildo. Wow Jon that takes balls.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
First give yourself a pleasuring ejaculation, then store it in a candle holder. Put it in the freezer for 24 hours with a wick in it. Afterwards, burn the wick and have the sweet smell of cum fill your house! Good for family gatherings. Or party games. See who can make the biggest cum candle.
Nick: Ashley's cumming over soon and my house smells like dog feces and gingers.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
Jenny: Just use a cum candle!
Nick: Good idea, let me get the ebony porn.
by Papa's Penis December 15, 2010
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