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Church Prime

Church Prime is a religion that was created by Dream, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, and Quackity. We WAP Dream who is Jesus, the Holy Spirit and God all in one. Many churches have been built in honor of our god. You must subscribe and prime to go to unlock the key to heaven. :)
"what religion are you", they ask. "Church prime", I reply. I hope my parents are proud of me.
by pleasesubscibeandprime February 16, 2021
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Church Finger

"In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."

"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"

"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"
Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.
by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006
mugGet the Church Fingermug.

church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.
Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!
by pentozali October 18, 2006
mugGet the church bellmug.

Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West
"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker
by Koriand'r August 3, 2005
mugGet the Presbyterian Churchmug.

god church

A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch
mugGet the god churchmug.

Money church

NOUN: A dubious religious entity that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

Often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month
Despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the Church of Scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.
by Danielle Belton January 26, 2005
mugGet the Money churchmug.

a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church
"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"
by niiiiglets June 23, 2017
mugGet the a god churchmug.

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