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Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
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TO BE CONTONDERED!!!

It's to be continued, but in the alternate ending marty turns into an imbreed, so he says "contondred".
Well, if I'm gonna disappear into nothing, I might as well bang my mom.

Hey Lorraine, wait up.

Hi, my name's Marty, I'm in a picture.

TO BE CONTONDERED!!!
by NarwhalBall February 24, 2025
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