Chelon

Half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head

eg. melonhead

Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course

1. Sean: "Oh my god sam, you're such a prick!"

Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"

Sean: "Tell me about it"

2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"

Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"

Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!

Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"

Quagmire: "Giggity"

by P.I.G.E.O.N :: S.H.O.O.T.E.R September 7, 2009

Chemosynthesis

The Opposite Of Photosynthesis

If You Know What Photosynthesis Is. Chemosynthesis Is The Opposite.(:

by CookieMuncher03 November 16, 2010

Chamorro

A Hawaiian wannabe.

Thing 1: How do you say "hello" in Chamorro language?
Thing 2: HAFALOHA

by realestsavage September 13, 2016

chemotherapied

A state of complete inebriation in which the physical effect of alcohol can only be likened to receiving chemotherapy

I don't remember anything, I was totally chemotherapied

by chemotherapiedwasminefirst April 12, 2012

chemon

A fuck girl who likes to brag on the Internet. Usually plays nice but goes full fuck girl mode if you insult them.

Sadie is a chemon she just said she would rape my boyfriend.

by ChemonPY June 13, 2017

Chemoslavy

A stupid or dumb person with no sign of inteligence whatsoever.

Your such a chemoslavy you told me 2+2 was ten

by Intellectual020108 March 29, 2021

Chemoslavy

A person with no common sense

Your such a chemoslavy you told me 2+2 was 10

by Intellectual020108 March 29, 2021