Colombian boiler

Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.

Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.

by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011

Colombine

Colombine:

When a person commits mass murder or loses their shit and goes crazy.

The photo they use when someone is caught.

For example: Thomas is about to go colombine if Jason steals one more beer.

by Topdecker May 2, 2018

gd cologne

perfume that smells like furry cueb

i love gd cologne

by ItzNotMeL****Lol June 12, 2023

El Cholo

Nickname of Agentinian former soccer/football player and manager of Atlético De Madrid Diego Simeone.

Ole ole el cholo simeone!

by Turtle_TwisT March 29, 2017

colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.

Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 1, 2008

mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.

I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.

by Eleglac March 9, 2007