cave-ass

a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again

the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it

A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.

Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!

by carakoker July 23, 2009

Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011

slime cave

a womans vagina; the receptor of the cock

I'll put my dick in your mom's slime cave, son.

by MikeD25 December 1, 2005

Fart Cave

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008

cave twins

Ugly twins or sisters, usually look like they came from a cave.

Don't set us up on another date with the cave twins again.

by cratch April 17, 2008

Pud Cave

1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.

"That 300 pound fat fuck's pud cave is so deep, i heard he sits to pee!"

by KoZmO bitch January 5, 2009

cave meat

The pudenda of a woman that slips out after rough, often violent sex. This excess labia resembles, on most occasions, thinly sliced deli ham or roast beef.

Sarah typically had exceptional cave meat after her stone cold shower ravaging by the football team.

Paul pulled out after finishing off his neighbor's wife and was surprised by the cave meat that came telescoping with it.

I got two pieces ah bread, now all I need is some cave meat!

by Toaster & Jack July 15, 2010