Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

A fluffy, adorable, stupid, idiotic, but smart, stuck up, furry, and prissy creature.

I love my cat no matter what.

by AFrostGirl March 11, 2015

Cat

Not a Dog

That's a cat

by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020

Cat

An animal that hates you just as much as you hate it

Ash, you really need to get a cat

by Countess Random June 15, 2017

Cat

A rather small part of the feline family. A cousin of the racoon feline.

Hey look at this cool cat.

by nmcfv xfdrjnbffjdreonkhdfritm April 24, 2020