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MJ Case

A situation that is really nothing, but, is blown way out of proportion by other people.
I Accidentally lost a dollar my girlfriend gave me, now she thinks i gave it to some other women thats all part of some conspiracy shit. She made this little thing a whole MJ case!
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cakesterbation

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
by The Don2 October 2, 2007
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Glass Case of Emotion

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.
Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel
by DMF May 27, 2005
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clear phone case

An indication a person might be bisexual
Did you see, Brittany has a clear phone case. I think she might like girls too
by Pseudo Homonym December 5, 2020
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charity case

(n) A person who never has any money and/or is constantly broke. Yet, this person never has any problem with always asking you to lend him/her some cash. The biggest problem they have is paying you back on time, if ever.

These people are the object of both pity and utter disdain by many.
"You can kiss that $20 you let Ed borrow goodbye. He's a real charity case."
by P. Dubya July 7, 2007
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glistening cakes

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes
by the dchi cook August 28, 2010
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who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016
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