A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010
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The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
by Cubs fan12313 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. "Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.
Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.
by deeznuggets65 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexually deviant act, prevalent in the American Midwest, in which two crack-addicted prostitutes are simultaneously penetrated by a mounted pair of moose antlers (often involving double-penetration if the spread of the antler tines permit). Then, each prostitute drinks as much maple syrup as she is physically able. They then must cause themselves to vomit the syrup into the Stanley Cup, which is placed some feet away, all without causing the moose antlers to be 'coughed out' from their respective orifices. The prostitute who first scores a "basket" into the trophy with her maple-syrup vomit wins, and gets to live. The loser is killed and disposed of in a dumpster behind a truck stop. Note that coughing out her antler is grounds for disqualification.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
by Archibald P. Fillibuster February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.