Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee

Hey Calvin you're so bad

by UpcomerBunny May 30, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)

Texting

Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too

by Hehe!!!! April 16, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color

Calvin is orange.

by Rammit Imma Ash August 04, 2020

Calvin

the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck

girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 16, 2023

calvin

most likely to be gay a teacher but not funny but very cool when his happy but mostly bald
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy

gayteacher c
calvin like to eat his pen

by ksdklejik May 24, 2022

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 22, 2022