Calvin Lowe

Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.

Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂

by Calvin gf November 29, 2021

Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024

Calvin

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.

Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.

Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 30, 2021

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

calvin

most likely to be gay a teacher but not funny but very cool when his happy but mostly bald
calvin is not great in fucking hot boiling asses and like to zoom girl as pusyyyyy

gayteacher c
calvin like to eat his pen

by ksdklejik May 24, 2022