certified egirl

an egirl that is certified by the gamer king, and can give out no nut november passes.

"yo did you get that no nut november pass from a certified egirl? cause if not it won't work."

by 9taillllllllllllllllllllllllls November 2, 2019

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Playboi Carti

The god; The god that shall be followed, sacrificed for whom; you shall follow the god or else… (WLR 10/10)

Person 1: So, how much do you like Playboi Carti?
Person 2: I’ll suck his dick cause he bi so now am I

by I drink Gfuel all day November 28, 2021

Playboi carti

We breath,see,love our playboi carti. Goodnight.

*puts kids to bed* now kids remember to thank about sir playboi carti tonight

by Bigreddogbihboy December 1, 2021

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

A whore

"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."

"No, you're a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021

CertiSheenable

Acting as crazy as Charlie Sheen

Joe: Man have you seen Billy lately?
Bob: Yeah! He's off his rocker!
Joe: Totally CertiSheenable

by BuzzD March 16, 2011

Certified Gangsta

A Gangsta that is Certified....

Diego is seriously a Certified Gangsta.

"Cuz I'm a Certified Gangsta, and you're a Certified Wanksta...

by Diego "Cheater" Dutra March 27, 2005