burrito anime

Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.

Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.

Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.

by Sebastian Iskra April 21, 2016

Brown burrito

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

by GingerBeardDude January 06, 2017

Blue Burrito

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

by Cakalacky October 03, 2018

cuddle burrito

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.

"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"

by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 12, 2019

booty burrito

The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).

Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"

Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"

by Trocargal74 April 27, 2016

burrito gang

Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus

We're about to burrito gang on you

by @Coltocks on twitter January 13, 2017